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Huhot Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

HuHot Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

Okay, what the heck is with all these Mongolian grills? Case in point: the HuHot Mongolian Grill birthday freebie. Why is Mongolia the place we associate with grills? I thought they were all about yurts, yaks, and archery. It’s not that often you hear about their knack for frying meat. …

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Chevys Fresh Mex Birthday Freebie

Chevys Fresh Mex Birthday Freebie

Hey, Chevys, don’t tell me I can siesta later! I’ll take a nap whenever I da…zzzzzzzz Throughout high school, I’d wish people sitting around me good luck before tests by shouting “cumpleanos!” The old Chevys Fresh Mex birthday freebie email was a nice reminder that I didn’t pay attention at …

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Jason's Deli Birthday Freebie

Jason’s Deli Birthday Freebie

Let’s see if I can avoid totally botching today’s Jason’s Deli birthday freebie like I did yesterdays. I’ve re-re-re-read my birthday email to make sure I get everything correct. Okay, the place is called Jason’s Deli, not Jim’s. Got it. It’s for $5 off any item, not $15. Good to …

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Dippin' Dots Birthday Freebie

Dippin’ Dots Birthday Freebie

Sean Spicer may hate Dippin’ Dots, but I’ll keep loving them as long as their Dippin’ Dots birthday freebie keeps rolling on in!

Free Daphne's California Cafe Birthday Freebie

Daphne’s California Greek Birthday Freebie

The Daphne’s Greek Cafe birthday freebie wants to “treat you to a delicious meal.” Sounds good to me. Who wants to be the first one to cleverly point out that the image above is “expired.” That’s what I thought. But remember, if you want to get your very own non-expired …

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Einstein Bros Bagels Birthday Freebie

Einstein Bros Bagles Birthday Freebie

The Einstein Bros birthday freebie made me realize that I wish I knew the Einstein brothers. I don’t know why, but they seem cool. I think it’s their logo. I’d get along well with anybody who holds bagels up to their face like monocles. Judging from the emails I’m still …

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Gordon Biersch Birthday Freebie

I have no idea how to correctly pronounce the Gordon Biersch birthday freebie. Is it Gord-on? Go-rdon? It’s so confusing. Remember to check out our full list of birthday freebies! Hiffer Kez recently wrote on our Facebook wall that she got 10 birthday freebies recently. Can anybody beat that?!

Bruster's Birthday Freebie

Bruster’s Birthday Freebie

As you can see below, Bruster’s birthday freebie involves a BOGO offer for “a waffle cone.” Every time I see that phrase on a menu, I have to remind myself that it comes with ice cream inside. But for at least 10 seconds, I’m left standing there pondering who would …

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Glory Days Birthday Freebie

Glory Days Grill Birthday Freebie

I don’t know what exactly this Glory Days Grill birthday freebie is, but I know I want it. Anything with Oreos in them has to be delicious. You could give me an Oreo Punch In The Face and I’m sure I’d ask for seconds. Remember, you have to sign up …

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Free Rita's Italian Ice

Rita’s Italian Ice Birthday Freebie

Rita’s Italian Ice birthday freebie reminds me of how disappointed I always am with Rita’s. For some reason, I always imagine that I’m getting a milkshake and then, upon my first sip, it dawns on me that it’s basically a slushy. In any other scenario, a slushy is awesome. But …

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Chilis Birthday Freebie

Chili’s Birthday Freebie

The Chili’s birthday freebie has been a steady bedrock of the free birthday offers over the years. Don’t let its simplicity fool you! What’s better than a free dessert with no purchase necessary? Exactly, very little!

Carrabba’s Italian Grill Birthday Freebie

If you’re like me, Carrabba’s Italian Grill birthday freebie reminds you that nobody has yet to explain the difference between an Italian and American grill. Is the fire hotter? The grills wider? Are the grills mounted on Vespas? One of these days I’ll learn the truth.

Jersey Mikes Birthday Freebie

Jersey Mike’s Birthday Freebie

Okay, I officially love this birthday series due to all the people who don’t take the time to read what I write but are more than happy to write in saying the “coupon” is expired. Oh, you guys. So let’s try this again. In order to get any birthday freebie, …

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Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

I know I’ve said it already, but it keeps popping up in the comments and my inbox – you are NOT supposed to print the images included in these birthday freebies posts. They’re not coupons for you to use, but instead images of the coupons I received earlier in the …

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Red Lobster Birthday Freebie

Red Lobster Birthday Freebie

The old Red Lobster birthday freebie was kind of lame. $5 off two adult entrees? What about those of us who are single or misanthropic? Sometimes I go out to eat with people and all they want to do is talk. I know! I don’t get it either. That’s why …

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