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Boooo Dairy Queen! You probably saw the image above and immediately thought that Dairy Queen’s birthday freebie was a free Blizzard. But then after three clicks and a printed coupon you find out that it’s just a $3 off sheet cake and BOGO Blizzard drink offer. Those sneaky punks. If …
It seems that every town had a TCBY and then overnight half of them vanished. I blame my old friend Susan. She worked at our local spot during high school and gave away at least 2.9 million dollars worth of yogurt to me and my buddies. I’d apologize, but I …
Talk about knowing the way straight to my heart. Nothing beats a free steak dinner as part of Ponderosa Steakhouse’s birthday freebie. Then again I’m easy like that. Bonanza steakhouse is part of the same company. They offer the same signup and birthday freebies, so if you have one of …
Will I eat my Wienerschnitzel birthday freebie? You betcha. But I hope this is the first and last time I’m ever part of a “wiener lovers’ club.” And yes, I’m still a little boy at heart. I giggle uncontrollably when I say wienerschnitzel. Heh heh heh.
The Sonic birthday freebie used to be one of the few offers that let you choose your own birthday reward from one of three options. However, they’ve since changed their annual offer and it looks like they’re rotating between the freebies. In 2017, you got free medium tater tots, which …
I’ve turned up bupkis freebies today so instead I spent a while putting together a bunch of birthday freebie posts. I’ll try staggering them out over the rest of today but for now here’s the Smoothie King birthday freebie: a BOGO coupon discounted smoothie! On the one hand, it’s nice …
Benihana’s Japanese Restaurant birthday freebie is pretty darn awesome, if you ask me. What other place gives you thirty bucks every year? That’s right, not a single one, and I should know because I’ve been going through way too many of these lately. But thankfully the Benihana birthday certificate has …
Denny’s free birthday offer is a free Everyday Value Slam breakfast. The offer is only valid on the day of your birthday, as opposed to the entire week like some restaurants, so no dilly dallying! You have permission to dilly though. There’s always time to dilly. As with almost every …
Speaking of Coffee-Mate, remember a few months back where you got a coupon and were entered into a chance to host a Coffee-Mate sponsored party? Hiffer Teresa recently posted on our Facebook page that she was accepted and got all the following for free: Cranium board game A Poker Set …
I’ve noticed most birthday freebies are quite unhealthy. Many would expect the Baskin-Robbins birthday freebie to be no different and they’re right! The classic free scoop of ice cream or swirl of soft serve has returned! Gone are the days of the crappy $3 off coupon and in its place …
Holy Frijoles. My email address for birthday freebies usually gets three or four offers a week. However at midnight last night, I suddenly received 79 of them. Looks like I’ll be busy this week. However in a pure act of procrastination, I’m first grabbing lunch at Arby’s and enjoying my …
I live on the east coast so there’s no way for me to physically verify that Black Angus Steakhouse exists. For that matter, I still have my doubts about New Mexico. I guess the only way to determine if it’s a giant ruse is to join their eClub and get …
Red Robin has transitioned their free burger on your birthday to their cardless loyalty program. But you still get a free burger as part of the Red Robin birthday freebie rewards! All you have to do is register for a free Red Royalty Card at their site and you’re good …
If it wasn’t snowing, I’d seriously consider eating Macaroni Grill birthday freebie for lunch. They offer a free piece of chocolate cake with no additional purchase! Sure, there might not be a location near me, but I’d travel far for free cake. My parents raised me well.
One of the first things I did after starting HIF was get to work on our massive free birthday food list. Four years later it’s easily the most popular post I’ve ever made. I like to think it’s because of the half dozen jokes scattered throughout it. But let’s be …