Birthday

Okay, I officially love this birthday series due to all the people who don't take the time to read what I write but are more than happy to write in saying the “coupon” is expired. Oh, you guys. So let's try this again. In order to get any birthday freebie, like Jersey Mike's birthday freebie, you have to sign up on their website, not print the image above. The restaurant will then email you a coupon right around your birthday. It's really a simple concept, I promise.

Now, as for the Jersey Mike freebie, you get an entire meal without any purchase requirements. Another amazing part of Jersey Mike's birthday offer is that the coupon they email you is valid for an entire year!

I know I've said it already, but it keeps popping up in the comments and my inbox – you are NOT supposed to print the images included in these birthday freebies posts. They're not coupons for you to use, but instead images of the coupons I received earlier in the year. So why do I post them? Because there is so much misinformation floating around the Internet when it comes to birthday freebies. The whole point of this series is to prove with hard evidence which restaurants offer birthday freebies and what those freebies are.

That said, here's the Juice It Up birthday freebie! Red Lobster, take notice. This is how you do a birthday freebie. And don't forget we have a full list of free birthday food!

The old Red Lobster birthday freebie was kind of lame. $5 off two adult entrees? What about those of us who are single or misanthropic? Sometimes I go out to eat with people and all they want to do is talk. I know! I don't get it either.

That's why the new and latest Red Lobster offer is great – you get to choose from free dessert, signature shrimp cocktail, or bowl of any soup! You gotta love a company that codifies their free birthday food into their FAQs!

There was a Marble Slab freebie on Monday, so I figured I'd post the Marble Slab Creamery birthday freebie today. It's that kind of symmetry that I'm not known whatsoever for.

Hey, this Marie Callender's birthday freebie has been updated. And while I'd normally complain over losing free pie, one of the few things I'll accept as an equal replacement is a free breakfast meal! If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant cup of hot coffee and a plate of bacon first and I promise things will go smoothly.

Don't be alarmed by the title of the free birthday breakfast offer. A Magnificent Six is one number off a Western shootout. You'll get to finish your meal at any pace you want without worrying about Wyatt Earp giving you any side eye.

I have no idea what a spumoni sundae is, but how awful could a sundae be? As long as it has zero vegetables in it, I'm down to eat my Spaghetti Warehouse birthday freebie.

I swear I'm almost ready to launch the new birthday page. I've been reaching out to a final few companies on Twitter in an effort to confirm their birthday freebie. If anybody wants to help me hound a few companies that are avoiding me (Applebee's and Chipotle, just to name a few), I'm sure that could be arranged!

The Sticky Fingers birthday freebie brought me back to my college days. I used to eat there religiously. Literally. I found the best ribs were had Sunday morning while the rest of town was in church. Who says you don't learn life lessons in college anymore?

Holy moly, it's the return the Friendly's birthday freebie offer. If you're anything like me, you can't take your eyes off that pile of diabetes.

I mean deliciousness.

Hey, here's a national treasure of an offer! The Ruby Tuesday birthday freebie is a pretty sweet deal. Well, not literally. Unless you put cookies or ice cream on your burgers, but … then … wait a minute …

*rushes off to the kitchen*

You know about the full list of free birthday food and other cool offers for your special day, right?

I'm looking over the list of restaurants I still have to post for this series and I think I'm about to down to regional ones. That can be both good and bad. On the negative side they're only available to certain people. But as the Acapulco birthday freebie shows, their freebies tend to be pretty good.

And again, for the record, you're not supposed to print the image above. That's merely there to show that this freebie is legit and help you know what to look for in your email.